How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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