carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize