PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Who died my cat blue again?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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