he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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