Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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