Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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