I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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