You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool