No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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