unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
