Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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