Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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