fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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