i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i think my cat just said my name.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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