got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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