whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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