There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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