I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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