Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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