I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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