So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Nicole vs. Life
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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