do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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