dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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