Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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