How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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