i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Me too!
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
we're so committed to being not committed
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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