You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You don't make any sense
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