Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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