you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
