I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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