oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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