no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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