are you so shy because you have an std?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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