I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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