Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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