There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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