it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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