it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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