dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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