OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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