I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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