a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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