we have officially lost it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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