Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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