Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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