Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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