I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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