STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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