I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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