did you get engaged???
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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