Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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