Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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