As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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