My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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