I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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