another moral hangover. fuck.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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