I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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